miami is full of douchebags

To save money young people go to college locally, and then they move out of the city to where the jobs actually are. Cali girl So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Miami is a horrendous city. Overrated and over-hyped (crowded beaches, SoBe tourist center, postcard pictures sans all the dirty hoods and trailer parks). The only thing that every bothered me was the fact that many people immigrate and dont bother to learn English - many people will first address you in Spanish (or only in Spanish). Frank you could not be any further from the truth. 7 [deleted] 3 yr. ago [removed] robbereyes 3 yr. ago We had [CDATA[ else output += unescape(l[i]); Jams se puede generalizar como t lo haces, porque es de mentes estrechas, de poco nivel cultural y mediocre educacin entender que todo debe ser a tu gusto o parmetros. Laters. //--> 5. 9. Education does not seem to be a priority with so many Hispanic families. I agree with most of it, however i personally, always try to find the positives and disregard the negative aspect of living in Miami/Miami Beach. Miami's independent source of Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. In case anyone needs this man, his email address . This Spell Casting isnt brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much we have to share together. else output += unescape(l[i]); 17. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; scene, with all the architecture, from restored building that only add character and also enhance the club goes moods. Giovanni says: Funnnny!!! I lived there for almost 10 years, and can say it is a cesspool of #1-25. else output += unescape(l[i]); And for that comment about people being un cultured and unread in Miami , you probably were hanging out with the wrong crown during your stay in Miami ,Ive lived here 27 years, and travelled the world 3 times, my circle of friends who were transplants or Miami born , have college degrees, master degrees and very good jobs! What is the reward of preoccupying of learning English if they already know that 90% of jobs are smooth English required? I currently live in Northern Virginia and am going to school. The reasons can be many. partially funny article but not so true. else output += unescape(l[i]); Erick B If you felt like an outsider in Miami, you may have been in the wrong part of Miami, or interacting with the wrong people. 23. says: Ricky, you missed the entire point of what I said. Did I mention that people here are rude? second - This could be said about every major city in the USA. Amazing weather. Rich riches @ 30 says: I dont know what is more amusing, this blog or the comments thanks all for the laughs!!! On a bad day degenerate cowards. } If youre a doctor, the UM and Baptist medical programs are the best in the country. Trust me- it doesnt take an expert chef to make that stuff. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. Therebeljuice29 Now if only the Puerto Ricans chose Miami rather than Kissimmee as a retirement village. HispanicBookworm Even while I was going to college in Orlando, Ive converse with far more intelligent people than in Miamithat is in my age/generation. And the stuff about Hispanics is so, so racist. I moved out of Miami 7 years ago, and every time I go back (which is quite regularly), I encounter many of the points made here. Go for it there, carpediem. Huge influx of illegal spanish immigrants brought corruption to this city. Thats not exactly sexy- and Im talking at night. As far as Americans are concerned, its all one and the same, much like weve been lumped into the giant white category. I was there this June and July and would spend my time on the beach, and eating churros at Manolos. WebDouche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. You mean, they speak Spanish and broken English. The majority of immigrants from Latin America arrive in ultra-expensive Miami with very little money in their pocket and since most jobs in Miami pay next-to-nothing compared to what it costs to live in Miami, I am wondering how in the world these newly arrived immigrants manage to afford to stay in South Florida. The only big city in the US where I've noticed people were nicer and more considerate was Atlanta. Number 18 is especially true for me sadly. says: Hahahaha this article is hilarious!! I hate this phony city of Miami The Irish, roughly contemporary with the Germans but many of whom were unskilled laborers, took a bit longerabout 120 years. Everyone tries to be the bigger and better person or show off; at least those who dont have a single brain cell or those who drying off their feet from their 90 mile swim. for helping me by placing a sweet smile on my face win his wonderful charming spell, after reading a lot of testimonies about Therapist Oniha on papers i wrote him immediately and told him to help me restore my marriage as my home have been scattered for 2yrs, He replied my email and told me to send my name and my husband name and some other info, which i did Therapist Oniha said all my problems will be solve the moment i did all he ask from me in the next 48hrs,i was so surprise when he said that to me but with hope i slept and on the 3rd day Johnson called asking for forgiveness,begin me to pack my things to his place to forget all he has done to make me unhappy, i was so shocked its was just like a magical dream,it has been 4 years now since my reunion with my husband johnson,he has been the best ever since our reunion with the help of Therapist Oniha of the . //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; Wanna make a list about a place that sucks a**? Insofar as why people would like it? says: Miami is hilarious, sickening and full of contradictions. 4. Im done ranting, I have a dissertation proposal to work on. And it is awesome that racists like you have left. Miami is flat, with nothing to see other than the beach. else output += unescape(l[i]); Although what you say about Miami is mainly true, particularly the thing about jobs and salaries. Ex lover back, >saw author named Meltzer As for Southern California, the people are rude, conceited and have no topic of conversation aside from their Body Mass Indexand your beaches are a rocky piece of shit. else output += unescape(l[i]); your ignorance is astonishing. The author obviously exaggerates for entertainment purposes. Go back to your superior part of the country, where that might be, where you feel at home among your fellow Anglos. var output = ''; I EVEN SEE SOME OF THEM REWRITING WHAT I WROTE ON THE NET. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ . They breed rats,overpopulating our school roadways,and government services,such as the DMV postal office etc. Cubans always learn a trade and employ ourselves, to earn a living. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_VDQ79rYwf4').innerHTML = output; You will get in an accident if you are here more than a weekand even though you carry insurance, they jerk who hit you will not. and just visit DREKUPERFECTSPELLS.blogspot.com and see so many people testifying about his perfect work. says: i am from USA, i want to share a testimony of my life to all my viewers in the world i was married to my husband his name is Williams Jack, i love him so much we have been married for one years now with two kids. An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me.. My name is Andy Sowers,i live in Australia,and Im happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didnt love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I'm surprised Monroe County Sheriff didn't get them, they love those kind of assholes. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_00ZzdltlVd').innerHTML = output; This article is very funny, so dont take it personally. If youre looking for drugs, then youll find it. And all of the reasons I couldnt wait to flee back to the U.S. from Miami after getting burnt out from two years! Everywhere else in the U.S. has much higher standards, so they tend to find the rest of the U.S. pretentious or snooty. I was born and raised in Miami, but left to Tallahassee for college AND Im a chemistry major. Bless your heart. Yes.South Americans are unique . colorado is good. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Left at 20, would never move back. Complete nudity is allowed everywhere in many parts of California- even walking down the street. I have been visiting Miami for the past fifteen years, as I have my grandmother, uncle, and cousins who live there. People dont buy that fake flaunting claim anymore of Cubans being successful and rich. Miami must have invented the term Ghetto Fabulous. Web23.1k votes, 764 comments. made in America with Cuban parts This was the case with the Italians and East European Jews, who began to arrive in full force in the 1890s, and with the Germans, whose great migration began in earnest in the 1850s. Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. 8. When individuals with a college education cant fiugre out how to make the kind of living they seek, but people that dont have the college education find a way, it begs for the question Whos the dumb one again?. The Experimenter (Last time I checked, those arent books.) Does it not require intelligence to solve Navier-Stokes equations or prove/disprove Fermats Last Theorem? Despite these factors, Miami residents manage to maintain a positive mental attitude. (15) Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart. var l=new Array(); My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. PS Thousands of uninsured illegal alien motorists will be happy to crash into your car and then speed away from the scene. Hialeah rules is a typical description of doldrums in comparison with other expedite cities. says: its sad but true. As a Cuban-American born and raised in Miami, I can identify the difference in the Venezuelan, Colombian, Brazilian, and the rest of the Hispanic nations cultures that have made their way to Miami. Fortran Computerson //]]> Susana The Allstate Insurance Company (NYSE: ALL) today released its seventh annual Allstate Americas Best Drivers Report. The report ranks Americas 200 largest cities in terms of car collision frequency to identify which cities have the safest drivers according to Allstate data. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; (18)Do you need help to win a lottery? On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I was searching for a good spell caster that can solve my problems. Its all about status. CRAZY! Have you obtained and looked at the height data for every person in Miami? says: Very good article. ONE FINAL NOTE REGARDING LITERACY: I speak Spanish fluently, Im a gringo or cracker (and had been called that to my face by Cuban doctors in the hospital where I worked jejeje) AND THE ONLY ONE TO PASS THE TRANSLATORS EXAM FOR SPANISH ON MY FLOOR. But if you cant admit things that are wrong with your city, youre living in a dream world. //]]> came to my house asking me to come back to the house,at first Miami has the best weather, diversified people, cultural places to visit, beautiful beaches, restaurants, shopping and It doesnt snow. After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our two kids. Beach @ 10 SJ says: Youre an idiot. . My 2 cents worth: WebGQ recently released its "heavily researched, possibly stereotypey" guide to our nation's "Ivoriest Towers of douchery." I am Tracy Jones from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. }he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life.his email again is{benedictsolutioncentre@gmail.com}. Compared to any other major American city with a tripple digit I.Q. Its all about you! document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_rtg4IKvKq5').innerHTML = output; You can have Miami. I know they grew up in America, because I went to school with them! Businesses at least ones that dont involve bottle service or sushi are not. Other cities actually expect you to work for your wages, do the bare minimum, have some level of integrity, and at least speak very basic English. I am really short of words and joy, and i dont know how much to convey my appreciation to you MOTHER ESANGO you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is her email= 0; i=i-1){ In maimi dade I have to wait 4 weeks to get an appointment. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. Miami HAS gotten far more congested. And when those original plans come through, flake on your backup. Anyone who bitches about Miami and still lives here.you are ridiculously ignorant. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 111';l[15]=' 103';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 107';l[18]=' 111';l[19]=' 100';l[20]=' 101';l[21]=' 105';l[22]=' 118';l[23]=' 79';l[24]='>';l[25]='\"';l[26]=' 109';l[27]=' 111';l[28]=' 99';l[29]=' 46';l[30]=' 108';l[31]=' 105';l[32]=' 97';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 103';l[35]=' 64';l[36]=' 111';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 107';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 100';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 105';l[44]=' 118';l[45]=' 79';l[46]=':';l[47]='o';l[48]='t';l[49]='l';l[50]='i';l[51]='a';l[52]='m';l[53]='\"';l[54]='=';l[55]='f';l[56]='e';l[57]='r';l[58]='h';l[59]='a ';l[60]='<'; You can also call me with my number if you want to know more +15022552717 says: the only good thing about miami is visiting for a little while., and then leaving! else output += unescape(l[i]); Even at that all effect was in vain, i used the help of his friend but turned out all bad. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I must agree that the cubans have destroyed half of miami and the blacks the other half. says: Have you ever heard of people having common courtesy?. kenny hooks Miami is full of incredible people with amazing stories and you can learn a lot from everyone you meet if you treat them with the dignity and respect they deserve. says: Can we find anyone whos actually ARTICULATE to defend Miami? I love my City, and every time I leave, I always want to come back home !! Most of the news is about Cubans defrauding the Government, medicare fraud, drugs, illicit business, credit card robbery, real state fraud, insurance frauds, and a huge etc. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) It is a very international city where famous artists from ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE their mansions, and vacation spots! (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) To anyone who is reading this article and needs any help, DR OVIA can also offer any types of help like Reuniting of marriage and relationship, Curing of all types of Diseases, Court Cases, Pregnancy Spell, Spiritual protection and lots more. else output += unescape(l[i]); Sorry, but beautiful beaches alone is not enough to justify or overlook the SUPREME lack of integrity, rudeness, aggressiveness or ignorance that runs RAMPANT in Miami. That pissed me off so much I stopped hanging out with them. we good ent An old cuban guy, around 75 -80 years of age, wanted to fight me, because i called him out on not picking up his dogs poop in the middle of the sidewalk. //]]> You may even come on a website like this and start talking trash about Miami, due to your bigotted attitude towards Hispanics. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; var l=new Array(); But wait! you say. One word to summarize Miami is uncomfortable. It has retained its status as the number one cruise/passenger port in the world for well over two decades accommodating the largest cruise ships on the planet. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) dr ebosele for restoring my relationship back. //]]> My dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a devoted christian she tried all her best to change him but nothing seemed to work. Jc Rodriguez You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. Tyler Van Dyke strode off Greentree Practice Fields for the first time in the spring Saturday with the same sort of quiet confidence and easygoing So thanks to the Dr omogbeghan for bringing back my husband ,and brought great joy to my family once again. [it appears they havent. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (17) Case solve in FL and also in Georgia. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_fS0gAROYx5').innerHTML = output; You forgot to mention the raping, robbing, murderous street niggers or the Russian gangs that commit the contract killings. Pointing out defects of where you live is the first step necessary to improve it. Where I live now there is almost zero crime, everyone you run into is super friendly and warm, the area s stunning, with no rundown neighborhoods at all, it has an excellent public school system, the majority of people are church going or synagog going good people, but theres no pressure to religious. Miami is just the opposite. Bex10 fayed If this is your level of professionalism, you are an embarrassment to your profession and you should be fired. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Its sad when these kids graduate and try to attend a credible university (not FIU). I couldnt see one good thing about it, not one. You dont have to settle for an over-priced, dumbed-down, third-world country! Home of: The Blue-Blazer Douche. As for for the author, Im sure you consider yourself a big shot for feeling you have the power to write such an article insulting this city and its locals. He was right on, and the article was funny! The fact is: Its freedom that you can speak your language and learn the language that drives the United States AND make fun of each other until we all learn to not take it all too seriously while doing so. Again his Do you need a number for a good therapist? says: HATERRRR! (Who doesnt know hispanics live here?) says: Im assuming most (if not all) of these offended commenters have never lived outside of Florida a day in their lives. The Austrian star, who won the US Open in 2020, will be looking to add to his impressive list of accolades as he returns to the Miami Open after a two-year absence. [CDATA[ In my country they would have get reported after 5-10min by some law abiden person. So if you deluded rednecks want to come here and hate Miami, then leave. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 108';l[20]=' 101';l[21]=' 112';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 97';l[24]=' 122';l[25]=' 105';l[26]=' 122';l[27]=' 101';l[28]='>';l[29]='\"';l[30]=' 109';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 99';l[33]=' 46';l[34]=' 108';l[35]=' 105';l[36]=' 97';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 103';l[39]=' 64';l[40]=' 101';l[41]=' 109';l[42]=' 111';l[43]=' 104';l[44]=' 108';l[45]=' 108';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 112';l[48]=' 115';l[49]=' 97';l[50]=' 122';l[51]=' 105';l[52]=' 122';l[53]=' 101';l[54]=':';l[55]='o';l[56]='t';l[57]='l';l[58]='i';l[59]='a';l[60]='m';l[61]='\"';l[62]='=';l[63]='f';l[64]='e';l[65]='r';l[66]='h';l[67]='a ';l[68]='<'; This Cuban generation (20s-early 40s) that was born here seems to get it much better than the last, and their children will be completely Americanized. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I believed her and decided to give Great Baba a try and i contacted him on his email . Well, it is our first amendment. Miami is a nice town. says: My husband and I live in Miami (expensive high rise tower). Thats different. says: An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me.. My name is Andy Sowers,i live in Australia,and Im happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didnt love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. Woman pop children .. Thats what normal human beings do ! (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Seven years, five hurricanes, broad-sided by an Escalade, robbed twice, identity stolen twice, and burned out by the mean-spirited population was enough for me. But as someone who has lived in Miami for 25 years, in areas spanning from Hialeah to Kendall, I can attest that these statements are based on truths. says: Stop talking sh$% nigga or Ima knock yo ass. Actually, this one might be a plus. 18. Overall, with its minus and pluses; it is a very nice place, On top of that Mr. glad you are mentioning the dade county only, what about the north, east, south of the city? Sure- If you like being drenched in sweat at night, having to shower 8 times a day, and constantly ruin nice clothes with sweat stains. This may be the first honest and accurate appraisal I have ever read of South Florida. Think again, oh freezing cold northerner. says: vegadaly love Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. 2- You have to drive like a maniac.- Dont HAVE TO, but point taken. Expect to get in a physical confrontation at some point, male or female, with someone at some point. I figured Id be the last one to say some crap like they tell you in a 12-step program (Wherever you go, there you fucking are). The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. I love Miami and feel good in any place because I love the good of every culture. Miami has some of the cleanest air in the nation with the Gulf Stream Sad this isnt an exaggeration, but an overwhelming amount of people in Miami are very rude, aggressive, non-law abiding, violent, inconsiderate, dumb, and shallow mouth breathers. Most bartenders have no idea how to make a proper drink- they think Long Island Ice Teas are supposed to be blue, and garnishes are for uppity white establishments. says: Oh, so you think we all are 12 here? Many of the local Latinos are STILL not aware that African-Americans will not tolerate being called the N-word. That doesnt mean you need to converse with them solely. Also, to quote an earlier comment, I thought you needed a sense of humor to live in the 305? And before I go on, let me remind you, that you would be making the same amount, or less, in NYC, but the difference is that youd be sharing a place in Brooklyn with 4 other people.

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